The Cockney Mafia Head Mike "Sports Direct Arena.com soon to be an NCP" Ashley is rumoured to be sniffing around Scottish lower league giants Glasgow Rangers in a possible take over.
With a cross breed of Geordies and glaswegians genes this could be more like an experiment of the rage virus together mixed in with kebabs, own branded supermarket lager and deep fried mars bars.
It will be interesting to see what the magpies will make of this, after protesting for the head of Ashley and now offering fickle as you like offering members of the close family to him.